Thursday, December 22, 2011

whoomp der it is

Back in the day my family used to really celebrate Christmas. The extended family would get together  and exchange gifts and all the kids would play while adults did whatever adults did. Then Christmas was downsized to just immediate family exchanging gifts. Then money got tight and to not make each other feel bad we decided to fit out gifts and just hang out. Now my mom works and it has become a floating holiday. Well I gott cut this short the school bells ringing. Be good out there kids.

Friday, December 9, 2011

everythings already been done and we don't know what we want

I'm gonna start this out by yelling out how much in love I am with Flaca. She is an amazing woman and I'm pretty sure I would not be sitting in her car typing this if it wasn't for her. When I first saw the ad for this job I emailed her and asked what she thought and if she thought I should appl. Without hesitations she said if I thought I wanted to do it I should apply and she would support me all the way. Through the long process she kept mepositive and even tutored me before one of the test so that I finally knew enough about percentages to do well on the written test. Late nights when I would have nervous breakdowns positive that I would not make it the next phase she would listen to me and then assure me I would be fine and would make it through never losing patience with me. Even now as I panic about how much money this is costing to start she reassures meit will be fine. While some seem to question me doing this she is my biggest supporter I am truly lucky kid and I hope y'all
or do have a cheerleader like Flaca. Be careful out there its slick

Friday, December 2, 2011

the shaving razors cold and it stings

So flaca and i went to that screeching weasel show last month and while there she bought me a new sw shirt and hoodie. When I'm not in my school uniform I am often wearing them as we hustle around doing our chores. People read my shirt and say screeching weasels  and  make funny faces. It makes me more happy than I can even begin to explain. Its like thee 90s all over again. I know these are short but I gotta go to school and I'm typing it on my little phone. Have a great weekend kids

Monday, November 28, 2011

yes i did yes i did won't someone tell them who the f i is

snow is melting on the windshield.im watching people roll up for what will be the beginning of week seven. So far it is an awesome tough trip. I'm loving every minute of it and flaca has been saving my ass a lot. We are homesick for the north side and can't wait to start looking for our place in spring. I gotta go to school.just wanted to stop by and tells y'all to be good out there

Friday, October 21, 2011

how come patsy cline don't put out no new records

This is a test to see if this thing is even working. Tonight I will take field trip to see what a night of the new gig will be like. I will be working in what will likely be the first  of many  nights But tonight will  be merely a taste test of the insanity to come. There has been a lot of yelling at me this week . Which is suppose to get me ready  for the big show. I have not made many  friends with the other peeps in my class  yet  but in all reality it took me a long time at my last job too. I have to go do some chores before I go to work
Be good out there kids . I don't  want to see you at my job tonight .

Friday, October 14, 2011

No color left but black and white And soon will all turn grey

Well it’s here kids I am at my last day in regular ole Cube Ville U.S.A. I am wrapping stuff up and working just enough to look busy until I can leave for the day and run out the doors and not look back. To say I’m excited does not even begin to explain how I feel. There are definitely people that I am going to miss here but the kick in the balls over load of work will not be missed at all. I will miss some of the freedoms that this place has given me. I know for a fact I would not have been able to get away with eighty percent of the shenanigans I have while here. I mean are there a lot of places where you can hang out and write a rambling blog about how much you hate your job? I’m kind of bummed because I’m not sure how often I’ll be stopping by here to whine to you all about my mediocre little life that I am living. I’m hoping to find a way to continue this thing especially since I have gotten so used to just coming here and cyber puking the things that pop in my head.

I also realized today as I was walking in I will have no reason to come to downtown Chicago anymore. My classes are out in the blurbs, I’m currently living on the Southside, my parents live on the northwest side of Chicago and I am not a downtown hanger outer. So today will be my last commute to a building down here. Weird. I also can’t help but think of how much my life has changed in the eight and a half years I have worked here. It makes me wonder what my life will be like eight years from now. I’m hoping I will be a homeowner, hopefully have a child maybe two, and you know depending how one goes. I wonder if I’ll hating on my job and wishing there was something else I was doing.

Oh and in true random form I am totally over that show with Paul, Vincent, Ronald, Michael, Samantha, Nicole, Jennifer and that weird special needs thing that was added when the other one left. I miss when that show was kind of innocently dirty well maybe not innocent but almost believably real TV. You know when they were not any kind of celebrities’ type people. It just annoys the crap of me to watch that show now. I can’t even tell you the last time I watched a whole episode of it.

If you want to watch some good TV that I try to enjoy

1.Breaking Bad-Watch from beginning catch up. Best show I have ever seen (better than that smoke monster land stories t.v show that ended poorly)
2. Dexter- Watch from beginning- Good and bad. Mostly good. Mike C. Hall great
3.Walking Dead- Watch first Season- Start watching second season this weekend
4. Workaholics-This show is so Fn’ funny I can’t believe it’s on CC
5.Always Sunny in Philadelphia- I think this show paved the way for other TV show out there
6.The League-It’s about fantasy football-I don’t have any interest in FF or most real football but I LOVE this show. Usually follows A.S.i.P.
7.Storage Wars-I am not kidding. Just be careful if you get caught up in a marathon of SW you will be there for many hours before you know it.
8.Mad Men-Watch from beginning- Be caught up by the time it starts in 2012
9.Nurse Jackie-HBO has a hit with this show. Start from beginning catch up before the new season starts.

I couldn’t think of a ten.

Ok I have to go it’s inching up on noon and I need to start deleting all the crap off my desk and saving e-mails and all that. I’m not sure when I’ll be back to update this but know that I will stop by here and there.Think of me doing pushups and getting yelled at as you sit in your warm comfortable cubicle this winter


AND OF COURSE  

Be good out there. Talk to stranger and drink just enough to keep life interesting. Start riding your bike that car is making you look lame.

Oh and "cool dudes" get rid of the staches. Is it bad that I want to shave all the mustaches of those Krochet Kids Guys.

Man they grind my gears

Tah

Thursday, October 13, 2011

and I love everyone waiting here for me. yes I DO

As we strolled out of the train stop today Flaca asked me if I ever imagined that I would be working my last few days at this job. Honestly I wasn’t sure to tell y’all the truth. In fact I was kind of sure that I was destined to be a lifer here and I was always going to be that person that you hear bitching about their job and how much it sucks and how they could be doing so much more and then when you ask them what they want to do they stammer stutter and kind of trail off until admitting they don’t know... ALL they know is their job sucks. (Sulks away walks up to stranger man my job sucks…)

I’m sure there will be plenty of things to hate at the new job. I mean there is that whole criminal element, the feeling that people hate you, and I’m sure there will be hundreds of people with bad habits that drive me crazy. I’m still enjoying romanticizing the whole new prospect of a totally different job scene. I’m also a little nervous about meeting a whole new group of people. I have become very comfortable with the insane people I work with and I’m sure at a certain point I’ll miss a lot of these knuckleheads. I just hope that I can make some new friends at the new gig. I mean I know I’m likeable and all but getting the chance to create a whole new clean slate personality has me a little nervous. None of these people will know about how I got so trashed at the holiday party, none of these people will know anything about me. Which is actually kind of cool,

I have to cut this short for now. There’s a pizza party in my honor and I have to fill out my exit interview. (rubs hands together sinisterly)

Be good. Enjoy a weeknight box of wine tonight.

Until tomorrow Two tah’s