im counting on a remedy I've counted on before

On Friday Flaca and I went to the cabaret Metro to take in the Mighty Mighty Bosstones. Due to the fact that Flaca is eight months into her pregnancy we were lucky enough to sit in the VIP section and enjoy all of the show with none of the regular annoyances that now come with going to shows. I didn't have to worry about some giant standing in front of me. I didn't have to worry about some drunk idiot knocking into me the whole time. I was even able to walk back and forth to the bathroom with minimal issues. The show was pretty decent and I have been chuckling to myself at how many of the songs that mmb played that I didn't know. I guess when u don't buy one of their albums in ten years there are bound to be a few songs you don't know. The highlight of my night was hitting Mcdonalds with Flaca after the show to get the two cheese burger meal so we would have something to eat for our train ride back to Albany Park. On Saturday we attended a class that is suppose to prepare us for the things that will happen on the day Minnie Pearl arrives.It was an informative class and I hope I'm ready on the day she arrives. I had more fun at the class than I did at the show. I think I may be done going to shows. I get mad paying six dollars for a miller high life and if I'm being honest I really don't like people that much. Oh and I'm starting to fall in love with my neighborhood. I ate at Salaam and it was an awesome experience. I love that the train is at street level even if it does lead to the occasional train and car accidents.I just hope it gets a little more walkable for the Punkerson family. Last thought if I continue to get lamer am I going to have to change my alias

we used to play outside when we were young

The great thing about working my shift is I have not had to use an alarm clock to wake up since I have graduated from the academy. It will be interesting to see how this changes when Minnie Pearl gets thrown into the mix. With under a month to go until she arrives I am super excited and all I can think about is her arrival. All I want to talk about is how much I am looking forward to seeing her face for the first time. I just hope I don't pass out or anything like that. I hope that I'm a great dad. I hope I'm able to give her anything and everything she ever wants. I am glad that I have some good examples and solid people to turn to for advice as I stumble into my new role as parent. But I guess if those fine young gentlemen from sixteen and pregnant can do such great jobs as fathers I will do just fine. Hope y'all are chasing whatever makes you happy. Be good out there.

now look at me I'm sparkaling

It's odd but when it comes to technology I am often slow at picking up how to use new gadgets. I turn into a confused littler old man and end up getting so frustrated. Prior to my brief post the other morning I had typed out different posts but after finishing them I couldn't figure out how to post them. This time I'm typing it out on my kindle during a break from playing words with friends. Hopefully after sharing some inane information I will be able to post this and y'all will be caught up and hooked on following old man punkerson again (Now that was a long disclaimer) So as I said the other day life has changed and Flaca and I have moved out of her parents house and into a condo in East Albany Park. The area is a little (what's the polite way to say this ethnic or hopefully up and coming. It's right between the kedzie and Kimble stop on the brown line so if you know that area you might have an idea what I am talking about. For the Punkersons it is a real estate gamble. We are hoping that people like us that can't afford Lincoln Square or Ravenswood will move over here and make the neighborhood a little more "walkable" you know with some cute shops decent places to eat with less of the undesirableness that is currently around here. Yes the yuppie in me wants the area to gentrify enough so that my baby mamma and my little girl can walk around the neighborhood. Our condo is nice and very spacious. But watching shows on HGTV has me dreaming of doing or better yet having someone else do a makeover on the kitchen and master bath area. They are both alright as is but I am suffering from if you give a mouse a cookie disease. I'm like that guy in the commercial that keeps saying "and" to get the upgrades. Well I gotta get my lazy bones moving I need to get flaca a birthday gift and have it ready. You know just in case Minnie Pearl decides to surprise us and arrive before her due date. Which I think might be a possibility if she is anything like her byyeautiful habitually early mother. I'm not sure this world is ready for the crazy amazing awesome daughter that Flaca and I have created. Also this bundle of joy is already making me an even softer guy Every time I hear that's my daughter by Louden W I get all emotional and teary eyed. It doesn't help that I downloaded and listen to it all the time. I really have to go. If you play words with friends come. Find me w.punkerson is me. Be good out there. I'll be back soon to ramble some more if this worksl

we'll name her minnie pearl

Its 0234. I'm on my lunch break on the second part of a double I am working. As of 0700 I will have built all the time I will need to take paternity leave from the bus route when mini pearl joins flaca and I on our crazy adventures. It is projected that she will arrive 07 September. But I have a strong feeling she will be arriving before the end of August. As of 05 July flaca and I are the proud owners of a three bedroom condo in east Albany park. it's a five year plan that hopefully gets me set up to buy a real house by the time Minnie Pearl needs to start school. There have been so many changes in this short year. Looking back it all seems so unbelievable. My thoughts are constantly filled with trying to figure out what I need to do to make flaca's and Minnie Pearls life as close to perfect as I can. I gotta wrap this up. Hope all you kids are enjoying your summer loving. This was sent from my phone so if this sucks more than usual cut me some slack . Be good out there and stay off my bus route

whoomp der it is

Back in the day my family used to really celebrate Christmas. The extended family would get together  and exchange gifts and all the kids would play while adults did whatever adults did. Then Christmas was downsized to just immediate family exchanging gifts. Then money got tight and to not make each other feel bad we decided to fit out gifts and just hang out. Now my mom works and it has become a floating holiday. Well I gott cut this short the school bells ringing. Be good out there kids.

everythings already been done and we don't know what we want

I'm gonna start this out by yelling out how much in love I am with Flaca. She is an amazing woman and I'm pretty sure I would not be sitting in her car typing this if it wasn't for her. When I first saw the ad for this job I emailed her and asked what she thought and if she thought I should appl. Without hesitations she said if I thought I wanted to do it I should apply and she would support me all the way. Through the long process she kept mepositive and even tutored me before one of the test so that I finally knew enough about percentages to do well on the written test. Late nights when I would have nervous breakdowns positive that I would not make it the next phase she would listen to me and then assure me I would be fine and would make it through never losing patience with me. Even now as I panic about how much money this is costing to start she reassures meit will be fine. While some seem to question me doing this she is my biggest supporter I am truly lucky kid and I hope y'all
or do have a cheerleader like Flaca. Be careful out there its slick

the shaving razors cold and it stings

So flaca and i went to that screeching weasel show last month and while there she bought me a new sw shirt and hoodie. When I'm not in my school uniform I am often wearing them as we hustle around doing our chores. People read my shirt and say screeching weasels  and  make funny faces. It makes me more happy than I can even begin to explain. Its like thee 90s all over again. I know these are short but I gotta go to school and I'm typing it on my little phone. Have a great weekend kids